Stephen Colbert on Faith

I happen to be profoundly affected by the story of Jesus. I can no more remove that from me than I can the marble from the shape of a statue.”

Stephen Colbert

Putting this here because I remember it from the interview and have looked for it many times to no avail.

This may not be true for me about the Jesus. I have my doubts it isn’t… or is. (I like to construct statements about the Biggest Thing™ inscrutably).

Jesus and I are seeing other people right now… but there’s an occasional booty call.